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Farmer Scott
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 Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:34 pm Post subject: This duck goes here and that one goes there. |
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Let me start by saying that Mrs. Farmer has never spent the night in the barn (not even in August). She has a real hang-up for sheets, pillows and indoor plumbing.
Secondly, the Farmer could be accused of being swine-like. This was a small oversite as I completely spaced the wants and desires of the better half. Equal pay for equal work, I always say. Balance is good.
And C. While, I was very surprized by the announcement of such an acquisition. In these tuff economic times and the fact I already own a post hole digger...well, you do the math.
Please support,
The Farmer
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| Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:22 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | What buildings east of the cop shop don't we use? The current station is so small that the Detectivres use the building east of the cop shop and the fire department also uses the top floor o fthe buildings to the east. It's important that if you want to run for an elected office to know what you are talking about before laying out your plan. |
Very high quality facilities for sure. No need to upgrade here. Just ask the detectives, they love thier current digs. |
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| Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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| If you work with shit long enough you get used to the smell. |
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Farmer Scott
Joined: 13 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:10 pm Post subject: There is larger and better words. |
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Hey, Hey, Hey. watch that keyboard. Your point is "so noted".
A good friend offered me this advise. "once you get there, know where you are". I like it.
Another one is "wipe your feet".
Please read or re-read this a couple of times. So, you know what to do when you don't know where you are?
Keepin' it light in the CHAT,
The Farmer
PS. Someone has totally messed up MY responce(s) in references to duct tape and BIG BLUE TARPS. |
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Farmer Scott
Joined: 13 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:40 pm Post subject: A simple misunderstanding. |
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Great, now that all the hooplaw is done. The City can move in a positive direction until the next big issue or until there is somethin else we can discuss; like, is it a weiner or a hot dog.
It has come to my attention that I have made a huge mistake. While, this error was innocent, its incorrectness is quite profound. Apparently, there was never going to be any street strippers. You will be shocked to learn that the city is looking at aquiring a street striper (my bad). I guess that they would like some people to drive on the left side of the road  while the rest of us drive on the correct side  .
Please forgive the Farmer as he would never be intentionally misleading.
Turn signals are not optional equipment,
The Farmer
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Ed G Waters
Joined: 30 Mar 2008
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Location: Edgewater
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| Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:10 am Post subject: |
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You mean a damn street marking machine? Hell, when is Council gonna get their damn priorities right. We need night life in this town not some Damn Driving for Dummies program.
What the hell is a damn turn signal? |
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| Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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| shoot, I had my buds all rounded up, we were gonna add our two cents to this meeting, make sure we got a real first class stripper, not a street walker. dang. |
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Ed G Waters
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| Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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Hell, I guess the best we can expect now is (proper name deleted) in a thong. Damn, I hate that visual.
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