who took away the comic relief

haha · who took away the comic relief

'Twas the Night Before Elections . . .

'Twas the night before elections and all through the town
Tempers were flaring emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe with a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV, tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden there arose such a noise
I peered out of my window saw Obama and his boys.

They had come for my wallet they wanted my pay
To give to the others who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money and quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon as I gagged from the stink.

He then rallied his henchmen who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out to tear my country apart!

'On Fannie, on Freddie, on Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, on Pelosi' he screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause and as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the Nation who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think on this one final note-

IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM GET OUT AND VOTE!

no laugh there

haha, you are very uninformed. Your little ditty is ridiculous and shows you know little of what you think you know. You need to try your hand at something useful. Try volunteering or something for a change. Unless that is too demeaning for you. We need unity in this country, not ill boding cynicism and lies to tear us apart. People such as yourself are the epitome of what is wrong with our country.

get a grip

Some one needs to take a horse tranquilizer
Lighten up
I bet if it was one about one of the other candidates I bet you would have a laugh.
*&*&*&#* on you I volunteer more than you will ever know so stick that in your )(*&)(
and
DON'T FORGET TO HAVE A NICE DAY

and to think I vote for the same person

Smile · I agree - it’s time to lighten up

Quotes

'I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.'
—Dan Quayle (Vice President under George HW Bush who couldn't spell potato)

'I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.'
—Adlai Stevenson — Ran for the White House twice. Lost it to a Republican twice

'The difference between Republicans and Democrats is this: Republicans suck and Democrats blow.'
—Lewis Black, comedian

'I belong to no organised party. I am a Democrat.'
—Will Rogers, political humorist

'As people do better, they start voting like Republicans — unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing.'
—Karl Rove, political strategist

'I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.'
—Ambrose Bierce

'The only difference between the Republican and Democratic parties is the velocities with which their knees hit the floor when corporations knock on their door. That's the only difference.'
—Ralph Nader — ran for the White House twice; came in third to a Republican and a Democrat

Guest

That first little 'poem' sounds a little racist to me.

Guest

Of course you think it's racist, it's anti Obama and only a racist would not love Obama.
The polls show 90% of African-Americans voting for Obama just because he has a smiddgen of African in him. Of course that is not racist. Only white people can be racist.

Colorless in Colorado

Racisim has a lot to do with this election and here is the proof you have been looking for.
http://www.oilforimmigration.org/facts/?p=72

Guest · Help Mr Wizard!

Set the "way back" machine Shermin we are regressing to 1964!
It doesn't surpirse me that on the eve of this election we are faced with hateful, racist commericials about Rev. Wright from Republican organizations on TV and now this nonsense on the Talking Stick. I read Dreams From My Father by Barack Obama and what you quote is out of context. I'm not sure what you are implying but remember a half truth is nothing but a lie.
It doesn't surprise me to see this stuff but it does sadden me.
Go ahead you guys come at us, take your best shot but tomorrow there will be an election and when the majority of the people have spoken we will once again witness the miracle of democracy, a peaceful transition of power from one administration to another.
God bless America and everyone Go Vote!

haha

I don't write them I just paste them

AGELESS WIT AND OBSERVATIONS

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read
the newspaper you are misinformed."
- Mark Twain

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of
Congress . . . but then I repeat myself."
- Mark Twain

"I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is
like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."
- Winston Churchill

"A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the
support of Paul."
- George Bernard Shaw

"A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man,
which debt he proposes to pay off with your money."
- G Gordon Liddy

"Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting
on what to have for dinner."
- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

"Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor
people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."
- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car
keys to teenage boys."
- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

"Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors
to live at the expense of everybody else."
- Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short
phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops
moving, subsidize it."
- Ronald Reagan (1986)

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the
facts."
- Will Rogers

"If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what
it costs when it's free!"
- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

"In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money
as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other."
- Voltaire (1764)

"Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean
politics won't take an interest in you!"
- Pericles (430 B.C.)

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is
in session.
- Mark Twain (1866 )

"Talk is cheap . . except when Congress does it."
- Unknown

"The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy
appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other."
- Ronald Reagan

"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the
blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery."
- Winston Churchill

"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the
taxidermist leaves the skin."
- Mark Twain

"The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is
to fill the world with fools."
- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

"There is no distinctly Native American criminal class . . save
Congress."
- Mark Twain

"What this country needs are more unemployed politicians." AMEN ! !
- Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong
enough to take everything you have."
- Thomas Jefferson

who took away the comic relief

I agree - it’s time to lighten up

Help Mr Wizard!