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| The Harlander |
UFOs Can Edgewater fall behindI have noticed, in the news, that our large neighbor to the East is considering setting up a UFO Commission in the November Election. Is Edgewater falling behind? Can we afford to allow Denver to corner the market on space aliens. Will an ice arena be enough to draw in the big bucks these new-comers to our planet will bring? Is our community prepared to handle the communications and cultural problems? Are the Police equipped to deal with high speed teleportation capabilities of space alien law breakers? Does the Fire Department have enough skills to put out a anti-matter plasma engine fire?City Council needs to get off their butts and grab this bull by the horns, we can't afford to let Denver get ahead of us on this one. What say you? |
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| Mister Bill |
UFO'sHarlander: You are so right to alert all of us residents of the peril lurking in our midst. The answer to all your questions is a resounding NO! I, for one, will get off my city council butt ( I haven't realized for the last 6 months that I have been sitting on it, it seems that I have little time for much leisure time anymore) and try to organize the troops to figure out how to fight this upcoming battle. Best Regards, Bill Bossert |
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| The Harlander |
If I may Bill. One of the greatest issues is all the anti-gravitational matter being washed down our storm system. This cannot be good for the Public Works crew. I know I can count on you Bill to head this thing up and get a referendum on Novembers ballot. Together we can work it out better than Denver is doing.
I do not have anything against Inter Galactic Citizens. Some of my best friends come from other worlds, we just have to work out the details. 
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| JamieMac. |
nomination I think that this issue needs to be thought over very carefully. We should probably put together a committee to work on it.
I NOMINATE MR. BILL TO HEAD THIS UP.
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| Mister Bill |
AliensThank you, JamieMac for your confidence in my abilities to organize our troops to fight this menace. However, as I am a director on the Cultural & Heritage Foundation, council representive to the ERA, council representive to the CML, esteemed council member, member of the American Legion, walker of 3 miles three to four times a week, member of a twice a week scratch pot game bowling league, sometimes early morning golfer at Willis Case, gardener and landscaper extraordinare, attendee at the Concerts In The Park on Sundays, and dedicated husband, these committments leave me with scarce time for alien fighting. Therefore, I must refuse the nomination of my constituents for this important post. Whew, see what you get from a simple little comment? I'll bet you're sorry you said anything! Bill Bossert |
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| JamieMac. |
stay busyOH NO Mr. Bill!!! You can't stop now. It would completely ruin the momentum. This is a battle that only someone with your extraordinary capabilities and talents could take on.I second my nomination. (You can do that online, you know:) I also nominate Mr. Bill to bring the chocolates to the first meeting of the Edgewater Alien investigation Taskforce. (E.A.T.)
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| AHEM - Mr. Bill |
Re: UFO's
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| Guest |
I believe the proper and politicaly correct term for the social group we are identifying here is Extraterrestrial. | ||
| The Harlander |
So then the proper PC name of the taskforce would be Edgewater Extraterrestrial Taskforce or EWET? I like it. All we need to do now is get some live footage to release to all of the citizens so that they know it's true. Together we can make this work for everybody, everywhere in the Universe. | ||
| Guest |
We could always get Nelson McNulty to offer up some 'factual photos' showing that aliens have hovered over Edgewater for ages and are going to attack if the charter gets voted for. He would, of course, know this because the aliens have taken him into his ship and had these intergalactic discussions with him. | ||
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| ET |
Want to go home. | ||
| Ed G Waters |
You don't want to be here little feller. Here, put some of this Go-Juice in that saucer and your outta here. Hell yes!
I been dealing with these critters for years now. They's totaly harmless. A little Colt 45 and their on their way. |
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| clown organizer |
Me and my boys, we trapped these little alien critters years ago. Trained em, costumed em and they been performing ever since. Been fooling people all along. Those trained monkeys shucking peanuts and riding little bikes are aliens in costumes! ha! Word of caution though, don't get too close they do pull hair. That's what these little buggers eat-- hair and lots of it. You think sometimes someones been in your trash? It's them alien critters gettin your hair out of the trash, that yucky stuff you lose when you brush. Yep that's what they eat. I bet you don't want nothing to do with em now do ya? My suggestion, let em be. Let the circus take care of em. Been doing it since the early 1930's. ha! 
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| clown organizer |
Oh, Boy!! Jamie and Mr Bill, these little critters just love chocolate so if you're gonna have a meeting be prepared. They can smell it from miles away. If you hear lots of little bikes pedaling your way, don't say you weren't warned. If you give em chocolate without fighting em, they probably won't do you no harm. No guarantees though. Just don't let em smell your fear. Us clowns usually wear lots of Gold Bond powder. Keeps us smelling good and the little aliens don't like the smell. Keeps em from pulling our hair out, too. You need any help at your meetings, ya know crowd control, just call in the clowns. We know how to handle these critters. But if you thought you wanted to catch one. No way. These guys are ours. Been that way a long time.
A thought, EWETians, I hear there's other aliens out there. You could set a trap for them--hear they are kind of fond of chile. Just leave our little circus monkies alone. |
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| video of alien visitor |
Denver native Jeff Peckman's video containing 'proof' of alien visitors to Earth has been leaked onto the Internet.
Watch the video on our site, thanks to the intrepid Internet diggings of KHOW's Brad Lopez. http://www.khow.com/pages/connect...l?feed=263037&article=3782944
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| The Harlander |
Ah ha! The very proof we have been seeking. This must now become a Council priority, we can wait no longer.
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| Mister Bill |
UFO's and the likeIt is gratifying to discover that there are still a few of us out here with a sense of humor and can get a little silly with the UFO and chocolate talk. On a more serious note, I had the opportunity to stop by and see Kent Johnson on Monday and I'm glad to report that he is doing very well in his recovery from the recent heart surgery. He is planning to return to work soon and might even be able to attend our council meeting tonight. Hope so, but hope he doesn't overdo it. It will be good to see him back whenever he can make it. Thought some of you might be interested in hearing about this if you haven't had a chance to see or talk to him. Bill Bossert |
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| The Harlander |
I had a chance to see Kent the other day. He and Calene were out walking. He is doing very well considering all. | ||
| Extraterrestrial #1 |
OffendedI be offended by Earthling behavior. We gave Great Pyramids and atomic power to you. You treat us as we no exist. We give Mork & Mindy, much laughs for you. We get Project Blue Book, no laugh us. You get laser, we get movie Alien. Fair not. We no give time space continuim secret till we get affirmative action. We want secret KFC formula or no give way to destroy bad comet and asteroid. We no tell real reason for global warming.Beware Earthling, it is dangerous Universe without us to protect. You have till Earth time December 21, 2012 to comply. Till then we mutilate your bovine creatures and more abduct you for experiment in stupidness. Human very dumb, Edgewaterites most vile human. No understand diversity, bad to eat poor bovine. Us go Denver, mainstream good humans. I ET1 You do math  snikit, snikit, snikit
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| Guest |
I have a secret for you, ET. We are probably going to demolish ourselves long before you feel the need to do so.
Mother Nature is getting a pretty good start already. Earthquakes, tornadoes, flooding, heat waves........ Go home, ET. You don't want to watch this. |
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| Alien sighted |
I saw something from another world this morning. It was wearing boxer shorts and had a hairy back. It was moving a sprinkler in my neighbor’s yard. Are they trying to control the water? | ||
| Ed G Waters |
Hell! Can't a man water his lawn in peace these days. You wouldn't have seen me without those damn binoculars. | ||
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I think there was a full moon this morning. | ||
| Devon Barclay |
They're he-ereNo more messing around. Even the pope knows this is legit. Perhaps we could talk the Ice Ranch people into building a landing strip instead?Can the aliens teach us hold to fold fitted sheets? May 14, 2008, 11:12 Aliens are our brothers: Vatican There is no contradiction between faith in God and believing that aliens may live somewhere in the universe, according to the Vatican’s chief astronomer, the Associated Press reports. In the interview with the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, the Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes is quoted as saying he doesn’t rule out the possibility that life could have developed on other planets. "Just as we consider earthly creatures as 'a brother,' and 'sister,' why should we not talk about an 'extra-terrestrial brother'? It would still be part of creation," said Funes. "Thinking otherwise would be like ‘putting limits’ on God’s omnipotence." Funes discussed the relationship between science and faith, saying there was no contradiction between the two. He also urged the Church and the scientific community to leave behind any divisions. |
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| Roger Fan |
Would that include elephants? | ||