Farmer Scott
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Cuff thisA new game.
I thought I wouldn't offend anyone if I put this game here.
If you saw me in the back of an Edgewater Police car. What, crime would you think I commited:
Go EDGEWATER,
That thug Farmer,
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I know, I know
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you have been detained and are being questioned for sword fighting without a permit   
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The Harlander
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You were growing something you weren't supposed to.  And we all know the Farmer don't grow no junk.
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Farmer Scott
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Medicinal research.Dang, I was planning on making a killing at the Drum Circle thang.
They didn't quite believe the tomato plant story.
Crazy Farmer
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Guest
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Were you brewing hooch in the shed?
(I hear you the magic touch...)
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Farmer Scott
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Just painting my shed.Nope.
However, I was questioned about my large amount of copper tubing in my undesirable pile.  And a further grilling on the large corn sale I made to a man named Edward Waters.
The Farmer
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Ed G Waters
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And it was damn fine corn. Mushed up real nice.
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Farmer Scott
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HUSH..hush.Damnit Eddy,
Thanks, for the advertising. That , was some good corn. But, I think O'Danny boy and his (Law types) are on to sumptin'. You and
I don't have a table steak to throw to get'em off our tail anymore.
O'Danny, now that's a guy I would really consider working for. As for you, we need to be a bit smarter.
Yo, colt boy...I have a secret gallon buried- if, you keep your mouth shut for awhile?
A lesson; subtle: 1. not dense; thin 2. mentally acute; keen 3. artfully skillful; deft.
I think we have a winner.
luv the stik,
The Farmer
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Guest
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maybe for posting the lamest posts on the TS.....
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Ed G Waters
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Damn! Did I just get flamed? 
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ge whiz opie
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NO just a bit of Hale......
you know the spoil sport of all the fun.....
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Ed G Waters
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Hell, I've slammed down a few coolers with the woman and she sure as hell ain't no spoil sport. She stands up for what she believes in, she sure as hell ain't no back stabbing sneaky snake in the grass. I damn well wouldn't want to fight her in an alley though.
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Guest
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prrrrrrrfect responsethank you darling~
it is much nicer to throw back a (ahmm~ good) beer with ya than to throw down with ya in a back alley! besides~ we might fall into a crack in the alley and disappear forever! Then who would drink all that nasty colt 45?????
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Ed G Waters
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Hell yes! Now that's what I'm talking about!
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