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| Guest |
a light hearted look at campaigninghttp://www.peteyandpetunia.com/VoteHere/VoteHere.htm |
| Walmart Woman |
Now that is funny. 
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The TruthOne thing I think we can all agree upon. If the Democratic Candidate for the Presidencey wins it will be an Obamanation. |
| Moderator One |
posts movedThis topic has been split and several posts have been moved to: Debate One: How do you now rate the Candidates? in Natioanl Politics |
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money savingsHow To Save the Government $5 Million !!!!The President's pension currently is $191,300 per year, until he is 80 years old. Assuming the next president lives to age 80. Sen. McCain would receive ZERO pension as he would reach 80 at the end of two terms as president. Sen. Obama would be retired for 26 years after two terms and would receive $4,973,800 in pension. Therefore it would certainly make economic sense to elect McCain in November. How's that for non partisan thinking??? |
| Guest |
I like it!
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Post TurtleToday, Bill Clinton was campaigning for Barack Obama in Florida. During his speech, he mentioned a “post turtle”. Not all of us are from Arkansas and may not know what a post turtle is. Here’s an explanation.While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.” Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, it’s a post turtle.” The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain. “You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.” |
| Walmart Woman |
Then the nurse spoke up and said. "Wasn't that turtle spotted in Galviston, some say it was an act of God. You out to be a bit more careful working around gates, Tex, it's beginning to affect your mind. More iodine Doc?" |
| Guest |
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a Republican.' 'I am,' replied the man. 'How did you know?' 'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me.' The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a Democrat.' 'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did you know?' 'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault!! |
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Whether Democrat or Republican, you should get a kick out of this!
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so, we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you k politics is all about.' The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
| Guest |
HILARIOUS!!!!
Thanks for the laugh.
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your welcome  it sure is needed around these parts lately 
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| Guest |
only 20 or so days to go...only 20 or days to go and we can all take off our red or blue hats and just be neighbors again!thanks for the funny story!
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you know what I am looking forward to is
Pizza And Rocky's Auto commercials
Is that sad? lol |
| Patriot |
I like the one where the little old lady throws a tire through the window. It's been replayed for almost twenty years. Hmmmmmm I wonder if that says anything about my politics? |