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Farmer Scott · Joined: 13 Apr 2008 Posts: 205

A new game.
I thought I wouldn't offend anyone if I put this game here.

If you saw me in the back of an Edgewater Police car. What, crime would you think I commited:

Go EDGEWATER,
That thug Farmer,

I know, I know · Guest

you have been detained and are being questioned for sword fighting without a permit

The Harlander · Joined: 29 Sep 2007 Posts: 407

You were growing something you weren't supposed to.

And we all know the Farmer don't grow no junk.

Farmer Scott · Joined: 13 Apr 2008 Posts: 205

Dang, I was planning on making a killing at the Drum Circle thang.

They didn't quite believe the tomato plant story.

Crazy Farmer

Guest · Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:13 pm Post subject:

Were you brewing hooch in the shed?

(I hear you the magic touch...)

Farmer Scott · Joined: 13 Apr 2008 Posts: 205

Nope.

However, I was questioned about my large amount of copper tubing in my undesirable pile.

And a further grilling on the large corn sale I made to a man named Edward Waters.

The Farmer

Ed G Waters · Joined: 30 Mar 2008 Posts: 81 Location: Edgewater

And it was damn fine corn. Mushed up real nice.

Farmer Scott · Joined: 13 Apr 2008 Posts: 205

Damnit Eddy,
Thanks, for the advertising. That , was some good corn. But, I think O'Danny boy and his (Law types) are on to sumptin'. You and
I don't have a table steak to throw to get'em off our tail anymore.
O'Danny, now that's a guy I would really consider working for. As for you, we need to be a bit smarter.
Yo, colt boy...I have a secret gallon buried- if, you keep your mouth shut for awhile?

A lesson; subtle: 1. not dense; thin 2. mentally acute; keen 3. artfully skillful; deft.
I think we have a winner.

luv the stik,
The Farmer

Guest · Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:11 pm Post subject:

maybe for posting the lamest posts on the TS.....

Ed G Waters · Joined: 30 Mar 2008 Posts: 81 Location: Edgewater

Damn! Did I just get flamed?